Great Moments in Ethnic Solidarity

Friend (who’s Japanese): I love Hawaii. They elected Dan Inouye.

Dylan: You know Dan Inouye’s pretty corrupt, right?

Friend: He’s also a brother.

Dylan: This is the exact same argument Roland Burris’ black supporters make.

Friend: No it isn’t. Dan Inouye’s Japanese.

Dylan: What? How is that relevant? The situations are completely analogous.

Friend: See, you use logic, and I respond with racism.

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