Friend (who’s Japanese): I love Hawaii. They elected Dan Inouye.
Dylan: You know Dan Inouye’s pretty corrupt, right?
Friend: He’s also a brother.
Dylan: This is the exact same argument Roland Burris’ black supporters make.
Friend: No it isn’t. Dan Inouye’s Japanese.
Dylan: What? How is that relevant? The situations are completely analogous.
Friend: See, you use logic, and I respond with racism.