This is gonna hurt:
The transcript of the money quote:
STEWART: You may end up going against a Senate colleague. Perhaps McCain, perhaps Frist.
BIDEN: Look, John McCain is a personal friend, a great friend, and I would be honored to run with or against John McCain because I think the country would be better off, would be well off no matter who wins.
STEWART: Did I hear “with”?
BIDEN: You know, John McCain and I think…
STEWART: Don’t become cottage cheese, my friend, say it!
BIDEN: The answer is yes, I hope John, I wanted John to run with John Kerry last time out, and I’d ask him to do that.