Sorry, Olympic protesters – not that Chinese Democracy. No, it appears that after 14 years and $13 million dollars, Axl Rose has finally submitted Chinese Democracy for release by Geffen Records. I’m really looking forward to its release, both because I have absolutely no clue what it’s going to sound like or what the reaction will be, and because it means I’ll get free Dr. Pepper (man, those marketing execs must feel really stupid right about now). Then again, this is slightly sad, as it means that the most enduring example of vaporware is now corporealware. Duke Nukem Forever, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you.