Huckabee’s Going to Win

Why? Because Chuck Norris wants him to. TPM states that “Chuck Norris Isn’t Endorsing Huckabee – He’s Appointing Him.” That isn’t entirely accurate. Norris is a just man, and will let the caucuses go forward. That said, if you are an Iowa caucus-goer who does not want a roundhouse kick to the face, I strongly advise you to caucus for Huckabee.
Also, this eliminates any doubts I had about a Huckabee presidency. Norris would make an excellent secretary of state. The man has a night light in his room, not because he’s afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him, and somehow I suspect Kim Jong-Il and Ayatollah Khamenei are substantially less tough than the dark.

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