Bears: The Killer White Meat

This YglesiasAckermanCapps debate on bear cuteness severely misses the point. The question is not whether the panda, koala, or polar bear is cutest; it is whether it is responsible, in a post-9/11 world, to take the scourge of bears this lightly. Bears, as we all know, are godless killing machines; flattering them with the descriptor “cute” only encourages them to further terrorize and maul our nation’s women and children. It’s only too predictable that the Washington liberal media elite doesn’t recognize the very real threat to our way of life posed by these bears; it’s just disappointing that they coo at the enemy’s every paw movement.

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