That’s the name of Stephen Colbert’s new masterpiece, a brilliant mixture of cutting polemics and grammatical innovation. Inspired by such works as Who’s Looking Out For You? and Deliver Us from Evil, Colbert praises the Hollywood blacklist, exposes (in chart form!) the Things That Are Trying to Turn Me Gay, and sheds light on the malevolent nature of Kashi cereal. It’s available for preorder today, and so can you!